Findings:

• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Three-year-old boys are usually not very interesting people
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm so sorry
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• i've worked very hard to become so
• I'm not very cool
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• How do we find the very best clock?
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Her hair, tangled
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• y'all so wrapped up in the leaves you forget the trunk
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• find a penny, pick it up
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• wake up and find her still there
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so tough
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I wake up so energized
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Good help is so hard to find
• So I wake up
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• silently traversing a window to find oneself in the wet night, staring up
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• find
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Find in a hallway
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• Find the way home
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Find Many Cows
• Infinite series to find values of trigonometric functions
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Where to find the meaning of life and what to look for
• For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• How to find good nodes
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• I can't find the any key
• I find the idea of political parties in a democracy objectionable
• Items of clothing men find inexplicably alluring
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• Seek And You Shall Find
• Finding a bathroom in New York City
• Scary things you find in the refrigerator at work
• How to find north
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• let love find you
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Finding Coke at Hopkins
• Ranked choice voting
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• C Program for Calculating Individual Hexadecimal Digits of Pi
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• find the widget, save the world
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• How to find the inverse of a matrix
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Where did Archie find the time?
• SLA finds the beach
• To find one's place
• Find the Lady
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• Things to do with hair you find in your drain
• Find someone who...
• Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
• A Hard Man is Good to Find
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• And there find God in everyone
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• The Wizard Finds an Enchantment
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
• you're never anywhere i find you
• The Glass Cat Finds the Black Bag
• I find this extremely offensive
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Evil finds a way.
• No peace I find
• Whenever I receive praise, I find my mistakes
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Two lost souls trying to find each other
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• I still find her feathers
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)

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