Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I have to go find someone who knows the exact language that the stupid machine will understand"

• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Helping people cheat
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• find someone who dreams of you
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Find someone who...
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I will go furious, you know
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• I have to go to the bathroom
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• when you go, i will go
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• Have brain, will travel
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Actors who have played Hitler
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• You Will Go to the Moon
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Art has an actual purpose
• If you want X, you know where to find it.
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• She Will Have Her Way
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• Half-sour pickle
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• You wanna go where everybody knows your name
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• You have your own places to go.
• Know your pets
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• the way will find you. it finds everyone, somehow.
• Who finds my apathy useful?
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• our machines don't go that way
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• The Language of Letting Go
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• This will go down on your permanent record
• the best ruler is someone whose actions go unnoticed
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
• will you take me with you when you go?
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• This is my universe. Go find your own sandbox.
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• What Say We Have a Go
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• I know I have been dreaming
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• look in the shadows and you will find the truth
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Type A blood
• Using a command line

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