Findings:
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Laws Tell Stories
- Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Tell me a story about plains
- Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
- If you can't tell, does it matter?
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- tell me a story about lesbians
- It's not the words you write, it's the story you tell
- Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Things you can't tell just by looking at her
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- Tell me a story about elephants
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- Your eyes tell a whole other story
- It's not the story you tell, it's the words you write
- Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- Yellow tells the story of time gone by
- Every Picture Tells a Story
- Can't tell if being trolled
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- Tell me a story about mains
- Tell me a story about trains
- i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
- I think this hurts. I can't tell.
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- Tell me a story about rains
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Tell me a story about flowers
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- The Library Book
- Tell me a story
- Tell me a story about clouds
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- old books can tell more than one story
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
- The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
- Tell me a story about drains
- Tell me a story about cranes
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- I could tell you some stories
- I'll Tell You a Story
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- Can't Hardly Wait
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- Canted
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- Anarchy can't last
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- Shafties can't wheelie
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- I can't wake up
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- Can't change me
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- tell me, am i very far?
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- The Girl Can't Help It
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- You can't cross the same river twice
- Dammit! I can't win
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- I can't feel my legs
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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