Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I bet Swankivy doesn't even remember that we were in the same livejournal group"

• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• let's pretend we're all the same
• We're one, but we're not the same
• remember who you were before you came here
• Groups of even order
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Even if we're not together
• Bet
• you bet
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• Bet on the muscle
• I bet I can make you say black
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Celtic culture is based on bar bets
• A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
• BET Model
• Gallon of milk in an hour bet
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• The most confusing bet ever
• $400 off is a sucker bet
• All bets are off
• You Bet Your Life
• Leonard Betts
• bet (user)
• call bet
• You bet I care!
• Dickey Betts
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• All Bets Off
• Leah Betts
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Never Bet the Devil Your Head
• Shin Bet
• betts (user)
• string bet
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• Clive Betts
• would you place bets on my heart
• I bet she drinks from the bottle
• you bet your sweet bippy
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• doesn't
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• It doesn't get any better than this
• The song that doesn't end
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• SOY doesn't make you strong?
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• He doesn't bite
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• Technically it doesn't count
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Truth doesn't need to shout
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• this doesn't work
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing

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