Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• i just want you to know who i am
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Just Say Know
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• i just want to know who i am
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm just a bill
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I know what I'm talking about
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm just guessing
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm just sayin'
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I just don't know when to quit.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• just to let you know
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• I'm just sayin'.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I know more when I'm alone
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• i'm just a girl
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• Im-
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic

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