Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm sure I'm conflating two different events here, but it all happened and in one venue"

• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Charmed, I'm sure
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not racist but...
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• i'm here. are you here?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm Still Here
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm not sure
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• well im sure (user)
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Being a dickhead
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Here All Alone in Silence
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• different but equal
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• We're one, but we're not the same
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• BQN: But, one for all?
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• One letter can make all the difference
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• same same, but different
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• don't spend it all in one place
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Fuck them all but the six
• some say he was never here at all
• We All Float Down Here: The 2017 Halloween Horrorquest
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• answer: all but two
• old chestnut: all but two
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• here, but not here
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby

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