Findings:

• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Escape from Hell Dvd
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• College Roomies from Hell
• pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Monster from Green Hell
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• From Hell
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• Ladies From Hell
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• For me, suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
• My Dead Grandmother and Crowbars From Hell
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• From Hell, Hull, and Halifax may the Good Lord deliver us!
• The Summer Job from Hell
• They Flee From Me
• From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• can you show me where this came from?
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Me versus Mental Health Problems
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• People just expect things from me
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• away from me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Girlfriend from Hell
• Far From Me
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Deepstrike Mission from Hell
• Kennel From Hell
• Racism as it developed within North America: Perhaps arising from different circumstances of colonization
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• So, what's the problem with me?
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: Epilogue
• far be it from me
• from leptocephali to glass eels to elver eels, coming to America
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I'm From New Jersey
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Treasure Trolls
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Problems with the progressive movement in America
• staple removers from hell
• Vampire Squid
• Killer vegetables and the farts from Hell
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Cajun Sushi Hamsters From Hell
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Take me from home
• Goke: Bodysnatchers from Hell
• The Hike From Hell. An Appalachian Trail E2 Noder Meet of Truly Nietzschean Proportions.
• Revenge of the Killer Robots From Hell
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Cycle Sluts from Hell
• Take it from me
• Deer Hunting with Jesus: Dispatches from America's Class War
• Pigeons from Hell
• To America with Love: Letters From The Underground
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Aloha From Hell
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell
• From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
• From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
• Ball From Hell
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• i'm flying from a fire
• The problem of the least deserving person in Hell and the least deserving person in Heaven
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Drag Me to Hell
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Letter From America
• Hamlet's Problems

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