Findings:

• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• fog machine
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• how long does it go (user)
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• How can an atheist have morals?
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How to have an epileptic fit
• How we have grown apart
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• How the mighty have fallen
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• How does a tree's drooping branch feel?
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How to have an out of body experience
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• How Does Your Garden Grow?
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• When does a dream become public domain?
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• When I have female children
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• male masturbation
• Female masturbation
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• You, standing
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• How does a demon eat a Reese's peanut butter cup?
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• How does an atheist swear a vow?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Salary of the President of the United States
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• How I does cook meth?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Stoned music memories
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• How to "Have People"
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• How much uranium does Canada produce?
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Sex in a small car
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You have your work cut out for you
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• how many lines of code have you written?
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• How does one love the dead?
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• How does fifteen become seventeen?
• Does the sun have a mother?
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• How does it feel knowing your mind is a graveyard?
• when does it end (user)
• Does recycling work? (e2poll)
• how does quiet become a mirror?


• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Art has an actual purpose
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• How does anyone get to Pewter City
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• water does not expand when it freezes
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• Why e-commerce does not work
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Sex with a chicken
• she does not know how much I need this
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Does cruise control work in reverse?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• Why Viral Marketing does not work
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• How to prepare garlic

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