Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Hey Joey why don't you go make the guy dig his own grave *snicker* it'll be really cool *giggle*"

• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Some virtues dig their own graves
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• We don't dig our graves, anymore.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• I don't want to be alone
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• I don't want to be successful
• Don't Be Afraid
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• What life after death will really be like
• Hot pursuit
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Be cool in college
• HEY im cool (user)
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• cool guy (user)
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• HEY youre cool (user)
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't you ever go to work?
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• To thine own self be true
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Never be the first to let go
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Let us be our own pornographers
• I don't always want you to be nice
• be cool
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Information cannot be owned
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't want to go home
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• I don't own a microwave
• play dumb
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• University students can be really stupid
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Be your own man
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Cool To Be You
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Be careful and don't fall down
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Don't be sad
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Don't Be Evil
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• My life may no longer be my own
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• It's so cool to be denied
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• it'll be on the test
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• don't be absurd (user)
• all the cute guys will be there
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• I don't need to be loved by you
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Be Your Own Pet
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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