Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Gordon Freeman could not have possibly wielded all the weapons in Half-Life"

• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• And All That Could Have Been
• Could I Have Been?
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• How we could still have a President Trump
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• We are all we have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• My paintings are all I have
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• All I have left to lose
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• How could you ever have enough?
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Penis for a day
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• I could have been one of a two
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• They could have saved Kevin
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• It could have been me
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All the fairies have gone
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Where have all the poets gone?
• All cats have nine tails
• when all the white horses have broken free
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• All words are meant poetically. Else we'd all just point and possibly grunt.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• I must have waited all my life for this
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Could you have danced with me?
• Astro City #5
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Half-Life weapons
• Gordon Freeman
• I could have been Canadian
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Long Haired Preachers
• Here All Alone in Silence
• You've lost all your dreams
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• After the flood all the colors came out
• Latin for All Occasions
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• All Things Kink
• all those days are gone
• pull out all the stops
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I don't remember all that much
• All That's Not Love...
• abandon all hope (user)
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• All Thing
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Party all the time
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six
• All About Nothing
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• listen mr. cute sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
• Take your chainsaw and wield it recklessly
• I knew it all along...
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Against All Authority
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• All ye Joyful
• Church of All Worlds
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Goodbye to All That
• All Things Must Pass
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Bring It All Back
• All About My Mother
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away shirt
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks

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