Findings:

• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The Ass and His Driver
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• The Architect Erects his Time-Proof Temple from the Inside
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• What I deduced from his reading matter
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, Napoléon, Chabert, and his wife
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• The Biologist's Valediction to His Wife
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• The Huntsman's Letter To His Wife
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The Nice Painter and his Wife
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• The Man and His Wife
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• His version was better
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
• swamp ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Old Shepherd
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• Good Husband and Wife Day
• hoss ass hole (user)
• haul ass
• Fat Ass (user)
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• Ass kisser
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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