Findings:

• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I don't want to be alone
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Don't Be Afraid
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I must die or be better
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Don't judge a band by the single
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Don't be sad
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• God must be living in the sea.
• To be or not to be
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• don't be absurd (user)
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Rant swallowed by the EDB
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Looking up a word by its definition
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• lost, or trying to be
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Be there or be square
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Waiting To Be Opened
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Or at least it used to be
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Be a model or just look like one
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• I don't want to be successful
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Don't Be Evil
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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