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• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why dogs roll in stinky things
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• The dog who would not come in
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• Show your dog some much deserved respect
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• My dogs are killing me
• What up, Dog?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• my dog it has three corners
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Hark! Hark! The Dogs Do Bark
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Dogs that have owned me
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
• Everyone has a dog in the race
• Duncan the Wonder Dog: Show One
• up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Why dogs eat grass
• What dogs dream about
• What to do if a big dog attacks you
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Dog show
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• Butchering a dog
• What to do if a small dog attacks you
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Dont come near me (user)
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• What dogs do to dead fish
• It's Me or the Dog
• That dog is of no use to you
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• No hot dog buns
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• No dogs (user)
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• Westminster Dog Show
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• No Dogs and Chinese Allowed
• prairie dog
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• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Truth About Cats and Dogs
• Triumph, the insult comic dog
• dog whistle
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• The Two Dogs
• The Dog's House
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• Reservoir Dogs
• I wanna be your dog
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• See a man about a dog
• Dogs of War
• That Dog
• Davey Dog (user)
• Water dog
• The Dogs and the Fox
• The Dog and the Oyster
• The Dog, the Cock, and the Fox
• Top Dog
• Dog, the other white meat
• Yellow Dog Linux
• Weederman, the wonder dog
• Man Bites Dog
• dog park
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• Black Dog
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• Cats and dogs living together
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• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• The Shepherd and the Dog
• The Dogs and the Hides
• Colorado Minty Dog
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• The Man, the Horse, the Ox, and the Dog
• Hair of the dog that bit you
• tofu dog
• The Dog and the Cook
• boonie dogs
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• The Bonzo Dog Band
• A Boy and His Dog
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• dog's breakfast
• Come Pick Me Up
• wiener dog
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• hair of the dog
• Essex Dogs
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• The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
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• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Dog bee
• Temple of the Dog
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• Sea dog
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• Cats and dogs
• Dogged

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