Findings:
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- he is too shy to write his tale
- too big for his britches
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Big town boy makes it small
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- The Boys and the Frogs
- Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- He loved Big Brother.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- A boy and his duck
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- A father's thoughts for his daughter
- The Horse and His Boy
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- big blue cap
- What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
- A boy and his plant
- A boy and his ocean
- The sky's too big
- Sins of the Fathers : A Victim's Prey (two)
- he doesn't talk
- He doesn't bite
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- Jan Speedway Big Boy (user)
- Big Boy
- I married him because he was not mean
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- a small piece of something too big to grasp
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- When I Was a Boy
- A Boy and His Dog
- BIG BOY (user)
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- The Beach Boys: A Tale of Two Concerts
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- A Boy, a Dog, and a Frog
- The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- A Big Boy Did It and Ran Away
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- Sins of the Fathers : Hope (two)
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- Then the father hen will call his chickens home
- A teenage son to his father
- Of Sigurd's avenging of Sigmund his father
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Father of Two (user)
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- More than he was willing to give
- He Was a Crook
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He weaves his words
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- All he left her was alone
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- Big Book Chapter Two: There Is A Solution
- America is too big
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- The Little Boy and his Dogs
- Since Adam was a boy
- We Two Boys Together Clinging
- The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
- Big Boy Shot
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
- Bill Monroe and His Blue Grass Boys
- A Boy and His Blob
- the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
- The boy in the fabulous pants boldly presents his card: "Dr. Famous Teenager, Esq."
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- two headed boy (user)
- Two Dead Boys
- Big Two
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- size doesn't matter
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- an Aztec father advises his son
- Sins of the Fathers : Downfall (two)
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I Thought My Father Was God
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- A father to his children
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- A father to his teenage son
- I was a father for a few days
- The Two Frogs
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
- a baseball cap, a toy car and two hands
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- He flops over and bonks his head
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- At least he was gentle
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
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