Findings:

• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When life gives you lemons
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Just give him the damned fish
• When life gives you shit
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• When life gives you demons...
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Her hair, tangled
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• fork a lemon
• Sea lemon
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• When you just can't win
• The Lemon Song
• Lemon Polenta Cake with Rosemary Syrup
• The Lemon Kid
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• Give up
• Give Up the Ghost
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Things that give our life meaning
• Water lemon
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Cream Lemon
• Lemon-barbecued meat loaves
• lemon
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Give yourself up
• eat life (user)
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• When is a name just a name?
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• lemon fresh scent
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• agent lemon
• lemon meringue pie
• lemon grass
• The Lemon Tree
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Grilled Lemon Swordfish
• Vodka Lemon
• Lemonwhyt (Lemon and almond rice)
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Never Gonna Give You Up
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• 'just woke up' voice
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• Lemon Sorbet
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• lemon curry (user)
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• Sherbet Lemons
• lemon curd
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Lemon and Bay Crème Brûlée
• Granita de Limone (Sicilian Lemon Ice)
• Blind Lemon Jefferson
• Lemon Interrupt
• Oranges and Lemons
• Lemon juice
• Lemon game
• Lemon v. Kurtzman
• Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons
• lemon drop
• herbert lemon (user)
• Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors
• Lemon Test
• Swedish Lemon Angels
• On the lemon
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Things that give life meaning
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• Don't give up
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When your presents give me hives
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Ground, give up your secrets
• Don't give up your day job
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• to take sides is to give up your freedom
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• there are some just can't take life easy
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself

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