Findings:
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- It was just a crush
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- The demon was just under three feet tall
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- That's Just How He Was
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I was only starting to grow
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Hilarity ensued
- The hilarity of the ENS proton beam
- hilarity ensues
- just kidding
- just friends
- Just
- Just Do It
- It's so crazy it just might work
- Just a Minute
- Can we all just get along?
- Just say no to TV
- Just another perl hacker
- Just the facts, ma'am
- Just for the hell of it
- To the world you're just one person
- Just Say No
- I just want to be friends
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- This is Just to Say
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Just because it happened to you
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
- The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
- Just a guy on a horse
- Just call me fluffy
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- we just can't give 'em away!
- 'just woke up' voice
- just a life-support system for a penis
- Did my pussy just run into you?
- It's just not cricket
- just a guy (user)
- Comics are not just for children
- Just Wrong
- Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- Storing a doubly-linked list using just a single pointer field
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Innocent, just like OJ!
- when the wind is blowing just right
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- A vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
- Another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
- Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
- We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- Just So Stories
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Just give him the damned fish
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Be different, just like everyone else
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- We're all doing just fine
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- This Song's Just Six Words Long
- it's just one of those nights..
- I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
- Be a model or just look like one
- I just bought real estate in your mind
- My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- All we need is just to be
- just plain wrong
- Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
- Just before you make that next move...
- Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- And then I will just slip away
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
- it's just as true as the news
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- BDSM - Not Just Kinky Sex
- Just A Touch
- just a phase
- I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- I just work here
- Just Like Heaven
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Her hair, tangled
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- economics is just a tool
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
- Just what are we paying for with the 'handling' charge?
- just a thought
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- It's just a flesh wound
- I just love that word Refooooorm!
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Disappointing, and not just a little bit!
- That's just crazy talk
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
- DEA arrests just about everybody
- Just a Closer Walk with Thee
- Just like tomato soup
- Just Born, Inc.
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- just breathe
- I just spent $175.00 on black silk underwear
- Just How You Feel
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- just intonation
- You are just an animal and you will die
- Sometimes I wish I could just not care
- You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- i'm just a girl
- I just deleted all my porn
- Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Today, just for once
- A Just Ocean
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- Just as I am, Without One Plea
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