Just give him the damned fish

play dumb	If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead	Ross Perot	The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
A simple expression of rage and frustration	Having an S on a transcript rather than a B	Give a man a fish	People who think they have to double-click everything
Finishing Myst in under 10 minutes	cat haters	coping with writer's block	No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves	When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute	Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called	What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
The Spring Pond Beavers	Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy	People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant	Dead people I have known
How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money	Linux for Windows Users	Are all male catlovers gay?

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