|The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
||God Hates FAQs
||Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
||I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway|
|How do you know when someone's your best friend?
||Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
||For my last trick, I made her disappear
||He makes me feel alone just by being there|
|How to give a blowjob
||I don't like her because she won't like me
||Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
|Soft air between us
||Miss Anthropy's Advice to the Lovelorn
||The treatment of female characters in Superhero comic books
||How to ruin someone's life|
|The old man on the bench, for example, made her cry
||Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
||Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
||You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever|
|How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
||I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush