Findings:
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Best smoke I've ever had
- Jobs I've Had
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- The best teacher I ever had
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- I was once young and had a home
- Neatest trip I've had
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- The bravest man I've ever known
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I've had you here before
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- All you ever did was let it happen
- I'm sick of not knowing myself. I've had enough.
- The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
- I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Was it ever there?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- like nothing ever was
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- When I was young Time had no wings
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- The most fun I've had doing anything
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
- I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
- I've been smoking ever since
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- The worst children's book ever
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- when it was done
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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