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mission drive within everything
to never add anything to what to do when you've got too much semen on your hands
ranting, noticing insignificant little things, proper punctuation
Insomniacs of the world goodnight
most recent writeup
January 9, 2001
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Say g'night, E2. It's been fun- but it's over with. Nuke me in six months, m'dears- the 'Net access and the time just aren't there anymore. It's been fun!

And what are you going to do tonight, little bookmarks?

The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the universe.

...let's set the mood...
Music to node by
Beyond the Sea
I'll Believe in You
Killer Whale Tank
If I Had A Million Dollars
Kilted Yaksmen Anthem
Strong Enough
Nautical Disaster
On My Own
I Don't Want To Live on the Moon
Walk on the Ocean
Hey Jude

And now let's get it on...

Everything's Recipes
Everything Bartender
Out of Cheese Error
When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons
"Craft Dinner": a new approach to macaroni and cheese for ailie
Orange Julius recipe

The Metanode Metanode
Everything women respond to Webster 1913
The truth about your nodes is out there
Have you ever noticed that there is a limit on the length of a node title when you put it into the search field, but when you soft-link to a non-existent node you have the option to create it in it's long-winded entirety?
pretending that Everything matters
The Everything Vernacular
E2 HTML Tags
All noders are created qual, but some are more equal than others
Zen and the art of noding
hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you knodes
La Everythingaise
Come for the nodes. Stay for the collective unconscious
For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
You are not the literary genius you think you are
Bitch node

Why are the spots on your monitor after a healthy sneeze red, green, and blue?
What if Sesame Street's "The Count" was a driving instructor?
Dyslexic of Borg
That which does not kill me makes me breakfast
The Curse of Colonel Sanders
Ekky Ekky Ekky Pa-tang zoo-Boing
The Swedish Chef
My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem
Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
Jesus bitch-slapping the money changers
Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
Canadian World Domination
Jesus love you! Everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Staring Down Babies
Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles.!
the difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"

I'm a writer. What are you?
Cherryh's Law
Blah blah blah Supermodels blah blah blah
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals"
The Cremation of Sam McGee
The Canadian Creation Myth
i'm not anorexic, but i'm working on it
The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
Je ne parle qu'a des gens capables de m'entendre
The Naked and the Clothed
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
You are taking yourself too seriously
You Can't Chop a Tree Down With Your Head
People are impossible. I should know, I'm one of them.
Measurements based on the human body
Measuring time by setting fire to various things
Why Monkey Brains Love Spaceship Rumbles
I was officially pronounced dead
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
The customs of your tribe are not the laws of nature
All in green went my love riding
Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
Growing up means realizing that no one has to put up with your shit
women have a place, and it is...
Kateri Tekakwitha
What women think about men's obsession with beautiful girls
Out of the Cradle Endessly Rocking

Pride (aka Blatant Nodevertise O' the Day):
Walking After You

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