In ancient times,
hundreds of years before the dawn of history
lived a strange race of beings:
the Noders.
no-one knows who they were,
or what they were doing
but their legacy remains,
hewn into the living surface of the nodegel.

    His final blessing, Klaproth has given
  • deleted exactly and approximately 90 WUs of unexplicated lyrics by Stephen Merrit/Magnetic Fields, posted by pziemba, Elaine, and cody
  • deleted two blanked WUs, very possibly the Second Smallest Asamoth Ever
  • nasopharyngitis by indiaopal one line redirect
  • Avida Dollars by Enoch Root one liner superseded
  • She's Like the Wind from the soundtrack to Dirty Dancing
  • Love is like a Bottle of Gin, a brilliant lyric by Stephen Merrit
  • Hello World by rchicken mysteriously blank
  • Never Do Anything, personal problems,Tremere code all by LitBolt good nodeskeeping is always appreciated
  • Stonehenge by megan_of_wutai and, oh, how they danced, the little children of Stonehenge
  • sex dwarf by arrowfall isn't it nice, sugar and spice, luring disco dollies to a life of vice
  • Keyboards with a big L-shaped "enter" covering the place Pipe usually is by iconoplasty unnecessary contribution from a fled user
  • manufacturers and connections by a new noder convention dictates we node under the singular form of a noun
  • NP and Dance Dance Dance by xona at the noder's request, however, I'd like to state that there is place for short introductory WUs that give the essential information regarding a thing perfunctory to the appearance of a longer essay on that thing
  • card games by sabby an old E1 WU, deleted at the noder's request
  • another airport by elvensilver a short poem written by the noder, at the noder's request
  • Leave the Economics out of the Bedroom by Outer_Real anecdotal; neither about economics nor bedrooms
  • Avoiding Murder by Outer_Real a series of situations that would fail as comic sketches and practical advice
  • color blind, writeups by SCSIbug, entropidus, Dunc, apothanousa anecdotal, redundant, unsubstantiated, and curious, in turn
  • Frenzal Rhomb by rakka "writeup" does not mean "reply"
  • the bride by outlawpoet no one wants to read an WU about every character in a movie
  • The Struggle, Talk of the Town, The Opposite, Party II, Letting Go, Yuri Wakes Up Screaming, Epidermis Girl by alvin unexplicated lyrics
  • Bobby Flay sucks! He got his ass handed to him by the IRON CHEF! by jeepney an off-topic rant
  • Tom Wolfe by georgejmyersjr warning: splinters off in a thousand directions
  • Are You The One That I've Been Waiting For? by Nick Cave
  • Under the Milky Way, What God Wants, Part II, Shadows In The Rain, Say Hello, Wave Goodbye, Consider Me Gone, The human body as proof for evolution by tandex at the noder's request
  • The human body as proof for evolution by rabidcow responsorial
  • BLT with no teeth by yes_thats_me I hope I die before I get old
  • zucchetto by BelDion superseded
  • Japanese Peso by Chad Reasco one-liner; noder encouraged to try again
  • Munchkin's dragon slayer by Arithon hooray for munchkins
  • If you can't do 50 sit ups nobody wants to see your midriff by Mardy ranting
  • The House of the Spirits Family Tree by xxbabyliciouzxx no content
  • Tabasco sauce by eclip5e lists of things are not WUs
  • skirts for men by Nefarious Skunk Weasel an E1 WU that had overstayed its welcome
  • acrylic mirror and Riggers' bend by a new noder who was referred to the appropriate documentation and people
  • personal nodes by fugitive247 deprecated
  • "Hey-Zues!" by Lady* "the 'Jesus Loves Me' t-shirts … are pointless, much like this node, and it angers me!"
  • The Cube by Adrenfreak at the noder's request
  • polyatomic ion by Flip a listing superseded by a WU with additional information
  • Akita by CentrX superseded
  • the mouse by ke6isf we all understand the use of a definite article preceeding a noun to signify a particular proper noun
  • July 22, 2003, I was frying eggs and thinking that life itself is really the only worthwhile entertainment., twisted, Ryan Dunn, nightlife, Ostrasized by hunt05 at the noder's request
  • Machinehead, Dead Meat, Jesus Online, testosterone, Personal Holloway lyrics by the band Bush; Get on the Ball, dark blue, ache, Suspension without Suspense lyrics by No Doubt; Hunger Strike lyrics by Temple of the Dog; Chaman lyrics by Maná; Get Born Again, lyrics by Alice in Chains; Hallow, lyrics by A Perfect Circle; Superheroes, lyrics by Esthero; posted by Ebyan
  • I can hang out with guys without fucking them! by mE123 G*T*K*Y* you ain't got no alibi
  • Marvel Comics Code by BuddahSmile superseded
  • How to get free stuff from fast food joints by a charming adolescent
  • Using batteries as keyboard weights by another new noder, and a response
  • You can't buy Sudafed and Vick's VapoRub at the same time at Costco by a new noder who has been referred to our FAQs
  • Revenge of the Lawn by Codger repetition of a WU posted by the same noder approximately three years ago; kinda eerie
  • Waltz #1 and Cat Faces by natasha 5 at the noder's request
  • Roots of globalization by nosce at the noder's request
  • Philips Electronics by BritHistorian at the noder's request
  • Toku by SandJack pointless E1 node
  • Shadow Warrior by Hai-Etlik superseded
  • Wonka Bar, Legend of the Burning Sands, Shadowlands, The Crab Clan, Toku, Nothrog, Shadow Warrior, Long Knives, The Battle of Ki-Rin's Shrine, The Dragon Clan, Scorpion Clan Coup, Even Unto Death: Part Two, and Unfinished Business: Conclusion all by sabby at the noder's request
  • The Presidential Pretzel by borgo at the noder's request
  • Tanqueray, WUs by robwicks and FastEddie gangstas n hoez, this onez superseded, yo
  • October 27, 2003 by Bitriot at the noder's request
  • Robert Blake by borgo at the noder's request
  • Smut's Games (From Drowning by Numbers), Dawn Card-Castles, Flights of Fancy (or Reverse Strip Jump), Sheep and Tides, The Great Death Game, Deadman’s Catch, Bees in the Trees, Hangman's Cricket, Tug of War, The Hare and Hounds by tlon a check of my own Node Heaven confirms that I'd deleted all these once already, it was a copyright violation then and remains so now
  • squat party by ttl this "see also" WU was folded into the noder's WU free party

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