There is nothing wrong with your television set.
Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
We are controlling the transmission.
If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume.
If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.
We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical.
We can deluge you with a thousand channels or expand one single image to crystal clarity.
We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive.
For the next hour, we will control all that you see and hear.
We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set.
You are about to participate in a great adventure:
you are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches
from the inner mind to the outer limits.
I have a nickname for messages, it's almost a four letter word worth 13 points in Scrabble that clouds when mixed with water,
If you've got something longer than a couple of msgs, you may send an email to
ouroboros AT fictionsuit o com
ideath gave me a piece of glass slag from the Uroboros Art Glass Factory, it is heavy and green and sharp in all directions.
SEF asks, Where are you in relation to the purple house?
Ereneta notes, My wife thinks you bear a remarkable resemblance to me.
sneff inquired after nodergathering pictures, Who was that good looking chap you got to masquerade as Ouroboros?
ataraxia and I were neighbors and co-workers through time and space.
anthropod asks, Hey, it's tomorrow. What the story, baby? Oh, dear, had I promised you something tomorrow?
a newbie questioned, Is English your first language? Just curious.
a (different) newbie accused You sure know how to be tactful. Let me guess, you're British.
256 has declared Ouroboros is Yashuma Neiboku.
kthejoker accused, Sometimes I think you are just the most magnificent troll, tail-eater.
knifegirl once called me a delicious bastard but might have done that to sic EDB on me.
IWhoSawTheFace advises, Do as The Wurm says, and no one gets hurt. I swear I have no idea as to what he refers.
Apatrix revealed ouro is a meta-noder and lives in a cyclotron. And when travelling, I use a nautilus shell as a suitcase.
Jeden Morgen, mein Brot zu verdienen,
geh' ich zum Markt, wo Lügen verkauft werden.
reich ich mich ein unter die Verkäufer.
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