Findings:

• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• He's been places they have not.
• You stole what they would have given you
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• They have taken enough
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• What have you been smoking?
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What pornos would have us believe
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• They must have faces
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I would like to have emotions
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• People want what they cannot have
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I know I have been dreaming
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• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• They have no bones.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• They had been expecting me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• What Might Have Been
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• They could have saved Kevin
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I have just been shot
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The way things have always been done
• I could have been Canadian
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• i have been burning for so long
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I could have been one of a two
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• They Have a Word for It
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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