Findings:
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Go out and get some fresh air
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- The things that get me (barely) through
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- I Know Who Killed Me
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Cut me some slack
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Get it off me!
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Please Kill Me
- abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- kill me (user)
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- Carve Me Some Wood, G-dog
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- (Come get me).
- "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- That which does not kill me...
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- Let's Get Killed
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Some people call me a drama queen
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- I wish you would talk to me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- You mean the me that you would be
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- get some
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- get off me
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Get Behind Me Satan
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- Gravity really gets me down
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- can you get enough of me?
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- Please please please let me get what I want
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Get back to me
- Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Someone please kill me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I would kill my mother
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- It kills me to watch them go
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- She kills me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- kill me now (user)
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- She approached me with some vague line
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Some things dannye taught me without trying
- That would be me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
- Clothes Prop
- get drunk
- How to get it
- get
- Get a bit chopped
- Get a break
- Get a fat lip
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