Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "these are the Harris and Klebold of the early Columbine reports, who bear little resemblance to the actual killers. For one thing, they weren't obsessive videogamers"

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Little kids = early acid trips
• Who are "they" anyway?
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• when one of us woke early
• This place needs more actual little piggies. Let's begin.
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Are you forever, little one
• This place needs more actual lists of theses nailed to church doors. Let's begin.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Early One Morning
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Who is Number One?
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Giant Little Ones
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• these are the wolves who run all night
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Goodbye, my little one
• little one (user)
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Do Not Worry Little One
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• one who sleeps with mothers
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• early one mornin while makin the rounds
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• An enemy is one who reacts
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• One of These Things First
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Who Knows One?
• They have bears in Italy
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• They who monitor the Internet
• the one about the teddy bears
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• Little Bear (user)
• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• Goodbye, my little one 2
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• One Little Spark
• Hello, Little One
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 11: Where Are you Going, My Little One?
• Your Little One (user)
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• One who knows does not speak
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• On Being the one who goes away
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• The Little Pink Bear Speaks Truly
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• What's this? - A dead one of these.
• The ones who watch
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• matter and spirit are one and the same. they are knitted together.
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• play dumb
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• cat haters
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• The Little Pink Bear
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• To those who know who they are
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Bianca and the Little Blue Bear
• Art has an actual purpose
• In the Event of an Actual Emergency
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Actual Parameter
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• Polar bear
• Paddington Bear
• Chicago Bears
• Grizzly Bear
• Go Bears!
• right to keep and bear arms
• Fozzie bear
• drop bear
• Sea bear
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Polar Bear Express
• plastic bears
• The Lassoed Bear
• Nookie Bear
• Birds, Bags, Bears, and Buns
• Bear Back
• The Teddy Bears' Picnic
• Rupert Bear
• bear attack
• Sitting in a corner, not thinking of a pink bear
• There's a bear outside the tent!
• Muddy Bears
• Songs For Polar Bears
• Lord Bear (user)
• masturbating bear
• Bull vs. bear market
• The Bear and the Dragon
• No knowledge is too much to bear
• bears (user)
• Teddy bear tender and tragically hip
• Great Bear Lake

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