Findings:

• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• What is wrong with me?
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Please help me!
• Break me. I'm elated.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• please forgive me (user)
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please stop annoying me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Give me a moment, please
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Someone please kill me
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• let me speak please (user)
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please Please Me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Prove me wrong!
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Please Kill Me
• listen()
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Women want me when I'm taken
• please let me in (user)
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please, Call me Honky
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• correct
• corrected print
• Politically Correct Unix
• Little Red Riding Hood (Conservatively Correct Version)
• anatomically correct
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• The Politically Correct Vigilante
• There is no 'correct' right answer
• There is always a 'correct' right answer
• Mealy mouthed impenetrable politically correct public sector bollox, and how to translate it
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I was wrong I didn't have everything
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil

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