Findings:

• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Only a Dog
• Things people don't want to hear
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't encourage people to read
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• People who don't read
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• People don't flail when they die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Indigenous people don't exist
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• I don't own a microwave
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• people who don't exist
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I don't believe in people
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Capitalize, please
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Teaching your dog not to jump on people
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The only thing that I look forward to is my own death.
• Famous people with only one testicle
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• There are only three kinds of people
• Dogs that have owned me
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• I killed my dog and broke my own heart
• Grass Dog (user)
• Black Dog Games
• Dog, the other white meat
• dead dog
• Man Bites Dog
• Yellow Dog Linux
• dog's breakfast
• I wanna be your dog
• dog park
• That Dog
• Triumph, the insult comic dog
• A Boy and His Dog
• Bagel Dogs
• dog's bollocks
• Westminster Dog Show
• Dogs of War
• The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
• Essex Dogs
• Curtail dog
• Dog bee
• Dog day
• Dog days
• Dog fancier
• The Two Dogs
• Yellow Dog Republican
• yellow dog contract
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Dog and the Cook
• The Dog and the Oyster
• The Dogs and the Hides
• The Shepherd and the Dog
• The Man, the Horse, the Ox, and the Dog
• The Dog's House
• The Dog, the Cock, and the Fox
• The Dogs and the Fox
• tofu dog
• Hair of the dog that bit you
• Colorado Minty Dog
• boonie dogs
• Salty Dog
• Top Dog
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• salty dog rag
• The old dog
• horn dog
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• Dental Disease in Dogs
• Working dog
• Yves Jumbo Veggie Dogs
• Nate Dogg
• Diamond Dogs
• Adopting a dog from the Humane Society
• Dog on Wheels
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Battersea Dogs Home
• Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
• Hummus Dog

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