Findings:
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- The next life will be better
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Farmers' Market
- What Should I Do with My Life?
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- stupidity should be painful
- Should I be happy?
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Chalant should be a word!
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- My life may no longer be my own
- How Should A Person Be?
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I should be running in the sunshine
- life is supposed to be walking back home alone
- The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- I should be able to remember your face
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Things every child should be taught
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- AI should be our top priority.
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- To be noble in an average life
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- What is and what should never be
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- Why should we be moral?
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- titles should be approached laterally
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Automobile tire pressure
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- What life after death will really be like
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Food should not be luminous
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Laundry should be free
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- It should not be this complicated
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- why you should never be a referee
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Should I be sorry?
- You Should Be Sober
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- This node should be filled with bees!
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- This node should be filled with renga!
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- This node should be filled with waka!
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Why a dog should be viewed as particularly sick remains unclear.
- The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
- everything that can be cut without a knife should be cut with a fork
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- Why you should not be mean
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Struggle Buses should have a loyalty rewards program
- What the American people want politics to be
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
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