Findings:
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Rape committed by women
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I was into them after they were hip
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
- They Were Eleven
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- They Don't Want Me
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- They don't understand my tea
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- Let's Pretend They Were Red
- sam, they dont liste (user)
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- They managed to get to the moon despite it
- The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- They don't touch me the same way
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Or were they chords of sun?
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- People don't flail when they die
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- They Say It Gets Easier
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Eye contact at a distance
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Of course, they were wrong
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- They don't know what they're missing
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Before they were famous
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- Things never were what they used to be
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I told you they were nuts
- and they were as flowers in a fire
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- They don't know what I've done
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- and they were delighted and eager to go on with tireless curiosity
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- don't rely on us to get you high
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- Don't Tell Me
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- What if I were born in someone else's life?
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- So someone tells you they've been raped
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- How to tell if someone loves you
- Get a rise out of someone
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Who gets to decide?
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- I don't want to get over you
- Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
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