Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if I can’t be with you, then I’ll write about you, or I’ll write something else"

• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• You, standing
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I'll give you something to cry about
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• and i'll be bigger
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Why Johnny Can't Write
• Nobody writes poetry about microbiology
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Nobody writes poetry about science
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• I'll never be the other woman
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• Home I'll never be
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I'll be your mirror
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Go write a book about it
• I'll tell you something
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Quit jerking each other off already and write something
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
• Nobody writes poetry about financial security
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• How to write about colors?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'll be back
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll be your fantasy
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• I'll be
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• something about bees
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• we can't all be rock stars
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• write right wright rite
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Be a model or just look like one
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• lost, or trying to be
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• I must die or be better
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Something I thought only I thought about
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Something to Be Desired
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Be there or be square
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Or at least it used to be
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Something about parts of you
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• To be or not to be
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• There's something about cats... (category)
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?

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