Findings:
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- The day he gave me a lift
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- I married him because he was not mean
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- All he left her was alone
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He gave her a daisy
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He weaves his words
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He brings me books like flowers
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- she, he, and me
- he calls me monster
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He taught me how to smoke
- he calls me girly (user)
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- What was stolen by someone else
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
- She Gave Sweet Love To Me
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He Was a Crook
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He that is not with me is against me.
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- he that is not with me is against me
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Something to remember me by
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- Stand by Me
- Don't Pass Me By
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- I was raised by the French government
- The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- She'll outlive me by 12 million years
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- the african violet you gave me
- Advice my father gave me before I left for college
- My grandmother gave me
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- mark me by seconds
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- Jar of jam you gave me
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- Monkey Gave Me a High Five
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- You Gave Your Love To Me Softly
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He flops over and bonks his head
- More than he was willing to give
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- At least he was gentle
- He Hate Me
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
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