Findings:

• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Hot pursuit
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• like you're blind but still can see
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I'll Tell You a Story
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• for now, I like it fine
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• War is hell but men like it
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I'll tell you why you want Democracy
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Genderflip this and you won't like it: Part II
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• But I Like You
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• covered with minute grains, appearing like a fine sand
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• No, but I'll have a beer
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Being a dickhead
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I'll tell you something
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Well I'll tell ya
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Things I'll Never Tell You
• Genderflip this and you won't like it
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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