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• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
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• When the Year Grows Old
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• Three years she grew in sun and shower
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• I had been hungry all the years
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• The Upperclass Twit of the Year
• 15 years old
• The Six Million Dollar Man and Friends Go Disco
• Go to bed, old man!
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• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
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• The three year generation gap
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Father and Daughter, Nine years later
• Natsukashii - Old Friends
• Meeting old friends
• Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• For an Old Friend
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Letting go of old promises and fairy tales
• my father, the crooked old animal, wounded, fur scruffy; keeps on giving
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• 500 Years After
• What if I saw him in three years, in another city: better?
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• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Old chestnut: friends
• I had cool friends in high school
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Response to an old high-school friend
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Old Friends are Reunited
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Three Friends
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• A Conversation With An Old Friend
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• 16 year old
• an old lady's three wishes
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• You are old, Father William
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• To an Amiable Friend Mourning the Death of an Excellent Father
• When I was ten years old
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Old Father Eternity
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
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• Seven Year Old Porridge
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• One year old
• A day without him is three years long
• Three horrible old women and a monkey
• Opportunity: Only Three Hundred Twenty Six Light Years Away
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Our Fathers of Old
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• People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
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• The Book of Lies: Chapter 50
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• Sense and Sensibility - Chapter 50
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• The Year of the Linux Desktop
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• 50 Things Every Caregiver Should Know
• An Amateur Researcher's Look at Misconceptions Portrayed by 50 Shades of Grey
• My father, the King of ego-deflation
• Memory of my father
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Eternal Father
• Fathers teach your daughters how to throw
• Fathers of Confederation
• desert fathers
• A New Student and Her Father
• Good Luck Father Ted
• The Father Christmas Letters
• Portrait of My Father as a Young Man
• A Hymn to God the Father
• The time my father caught me having sex
• A letter to my deceased father
• just like my father
• Smoking dope with my father
• Father Christmas
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• My Father's Funeral Service

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