Findings:

• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• My Company Likes Me
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• unfinished (like me)
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• You had me at hello
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Bleed Like Me
• Loves me like a bottle
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• They had been expecting me
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Black Like Me
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• A fire in the street ain't like a fire in the heart
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• You've never had it so good
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• A Doll Like Me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I like you; do you like me?
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• You're like a brother to me
• Walk Like Me
• treat me like a woman
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• You like me, you really like me!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• this ain't no love that's guiding me
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• don't tease me if you ain't going to please me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Creeps Like Me
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Broken like me
• doesn't look like anything to me
• want me like time
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• treat me like your sex doll
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• We were never really friends
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Women only like me for my mind
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The death of a man I had never known
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• boss i wish you had told me
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I had cool friends in high school
• The best I never had
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Never Had It So Good
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• These are the memories I never had
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Never look like you're staring
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Look siad me Be like me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Do you like me?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• He brings me books like flowers
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Dead Like Me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Republican Like Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I never thought it would be like this
• Like A Friend
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• like you love me
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• love like you've never been hurt
• eyed me like a female mantis
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!

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