Findings:

• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The dog who would not come in
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Know your pets
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• What pornos would have us believe
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• Using a command line
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• you would have been
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• he would have cried
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• The dog who would not back off
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You stole what they would have given you
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would like to have emotions
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Bernie would have won
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• The dog who would not move
• Of course the inmates are running the asylum, who else would be crazy enough?
• Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The dog who would not beg
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Type A blood
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• he would have laughed
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Half-sour pickle
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• Who Would True Valour See
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I was told that transcendence would come with the process of quietly living and dying alone and I do want a refund
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value

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