Findings:

• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Flagtown Halloween: Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• This will never happen
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Nimbus Two Thousand and One
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• two positives never make a negative
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• Two Years Before the Masters
• Two Years' Worth of Paperwork
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Last year was always better
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I never thought I would node this
• I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
• the little friendship that never was
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
• One Thousand Years of Darkness
• What if it never happened?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• Adventures in veterinary school: Year Two
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• Thousand year eggs
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• That Was The Year That Was
• This essay was due a year ago
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I never thought it would be like this
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• In the moment, I never remember what will always happen
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• To A Poet A Thousand Years Hence
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Two Thousand Maniacs!
• a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
• A day, a thousand years, a thousand generations.
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• a ship's construct would never understand
• I did come to love, in a thousand years; you did die, for love
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Covid after two years
• Accidents Never Happen
• Two Years Before the Mast
• i'll meet you in another world, and hold you for a thousand years
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I was ten years old
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• If you told me this never happened
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
• I was never broken
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• World War II never happened
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• some say he was never here at all
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• A thousand stories never told
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Two Thousand Words
• Nimbus Two Thousand
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• Two Thousand
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• a breath that lasts a thousand years
• All you ever did was let it happen
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• I wish I was a half of a two
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• The day I was showering with two black men
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• one, two, sixty thousand
• in my own ocean the tide would never rise
• Video, or it never happened.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• Something was about to happen.
• As It Happens
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• we were young a year ago. that's all it takes
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• No evil can happen

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