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• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Where's the kaboom?
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Gender identity (not sexual orientation) (e2poll)
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• It's not supposed to be anything
• Another story about Mia
• gender identity
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• There will never be another you
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• It was always about words
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• She was too beautiful to be human
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• and that's how it's supposed to be
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• gender fuck
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• The Day the World was about to End
• About some girl
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• Something was about to happen.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Let there be another next time
• Oh fuck, not another phylum
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If God was willing to let it be
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• core gender identity
• Lando was supposed to die
• Gender Identity Disorder
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you

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