Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Sometimes you find the person who's right for you by getting punched in the face"

• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• the person who loves to learn
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America
• How to paste one person's face over another
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Who finds my apathy useful?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• sometimes during the rainy season they find bones in the gardens
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• the man who recognized bee faces
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• The sort of person who watches porn for the romance
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• Old man who lived by the crick
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Your face by starlight
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Sometimes I deal with depression by baking bread
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• Puffy Punkachu punched my pretty face
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• find someone who dreams of you
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The Who By Numbers
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Getting hit by a woman
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Judging women by their books
• getting hit by a guy
• Entranced by the bitter harmony of your lips, I gaze beyond reason to find the oasis of your ruptured soul.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Half-sour pickle
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• The day I punched myself in the face
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• getting by with duff ears
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Getting your experiments right
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Find someone who...
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• A Man Who Sometimes Becomes Smaller
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Saved by the Bell
• Chased by bears
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• alcohol by volume
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• virgin by choice
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• why are we who we are?
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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