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• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Once upon a time
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Once Upon a Time in Mexico
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• Once Upon a Time in the West
• Once Upon a Time in China II
• Once Upon a Time in China
• Once Upon A Time In The Midlands
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• once upon a time in Lamu
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Once upon a time in Little Pandemonium
• There were times better than this
• there's not much time, the blush in the sky begins to fade
• I've spent too much time leading horses to water
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Once Upon a Time in America
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Time is too slow
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Ways to express a long time
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• There is no time paradox
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• We were strangers for way too long
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Once there was a way...
• How to give customers change
• Right there a song became a soundtrack for this space in time
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• There is a different time scale
• Was There a Time
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• Once upon a time in Carlsbad Springs
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
• Upon Time and Eternity
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• There suddenly did not seem time enough for everything.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• as much as time to him reveals
• there's a first time for everything
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There will be time
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• There was a time before
• To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time
• There's a time and a place
• Let there be another next time
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• there's a time and place for mercy
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• Interesting Times (Wherein I Chance Upon a Cryptogram)
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Not too far back in time
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Star Trek makes time travel too easy
• Too much living is no way to die
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Twice Upon a Time
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• things were good, for a time
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I want to put my hands there too
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Once there came a man
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Creative ways of killing people
• I was adored once too
• We were once rich
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
• too much chasing; not enough catching
• Once upon a pair of wheels
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Know your pets
• Things people put up their butts
• Capitalize, please
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• It is the way of my people
• Once Upon a Mattress
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• Too much of a good thing
• There isn't much to interpret, just the essence of man laid bare
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• There Once Was a Farmer
• once set, words make a world of their own
• Once upon a place called home
• Once upon a starry,
• Too Much Blood
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• Dead links in writeups
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I once clutched death in my hands
• There was once a Man
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I am much too rough, much too edgy.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Once Were Warriors
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• I dreamed you were a god once
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.

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