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• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• How would a frightened lizard feel?
• How does it feel knowing your mind is a graveyard?
• What it feels like on bare skin
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• You may now feel old
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• Feel Like A Stranger
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• How fifth graders feel
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• this is how i feel.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I can feel the reality of your teeth, your jaw.
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• This is how it feels
• Sometimes I Feel Like Larry Mondello
• I can feel the difference in your touch
• as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• I feel like a rock star
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Just How You Feel
• Los Angeles feels like cyclothymia
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Words to help you remember how it feels
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
• What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• Rolling out fresh pasta
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• How it feels to fly
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Running toward the edge
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How I feel about exams
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• How vampires feel
• . . . and this is how I feel
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Feels Like Home
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
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• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Feel how it trembles inside
• How it feels to love your ghost
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• What poetry feels like
• What it must feel like to die
• The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• this is what it feels like to die
• How does a tree's drooping branch feel?
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
• I can still feel you...
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Making someone feel loved
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• How can I see far?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
• toilet seat cover
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Feel this book
• I Feel Sick
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• In the mountains, there you feel free
• Feel out
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Oh, oh, oh to touch and feel virgin girls vaginas and hymens
• I feel fat
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• How much more can we bear?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How to lessen fantasy cover clichés
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• How to design a heavy metal album cover
• paper toilet seat covers
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• how many truths can you enumerate?
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• You feel lonely
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• I feel a song coming on.
• the only anchor in an endless sea of low-frequency noise that covers your skin like oil
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• like you're blind but still can see
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• We Can all Die Like This
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• How can you still breathe?

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