For Joan, there are always simple answers
to complex questions.
If a job is stressful -- leave it.
If rent is due and there is no money to pay it,
move out in the middle of the night
Bad restaurant service is rewarded with food sent back to
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, or two cent tips.
Bad dates are ended much more abruptly,
ice water poured into laps accomplishes that.
Unsatisfactory hair color leads to more coloring, or - in
Sudden homemade modifications -
Better no hair than that hair, she will say.
I will say
Nothing at all
She is a cat-eating canary.
I am a man marked for Death.
I have waived all appeals
. But still
she sits cross-legged on my bed
licking salt from a lemon. Unconcerned.
Joan. Some nights, I wish
Your hair of holocaust is not enough for me.
It only makes you Joan of Arc.
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