Findings:
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Going Where No Man Should Go
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Collision avoidance technique
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- No one actually cares.
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Going home to farm. Going home to die.
- No smoking anywhere on the premises except in the designated smoke shelter
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- Why, you're no bigger 'n a corn nugget!
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- this is it, we're going to die
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- No, Virginia
- I am going to die
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Too much living is no way to die
- A Day No Pigs Would Die
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Die! Die! Die! (user)
- die
- Die Form
- Die Zauberflöte
- Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse
- Dies Irae
- Skate or Die
- Die Krupps
- When I Die
- If I should die
- Die Hard
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- Dies juridicus
- Dies non
- Never say die
- Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
- Surf Nazis Must Die!
- Die Eier Von Satan
- action de die in diem
- Drink & Die
- Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
- voice never dies
- Die the death
- Die Primitiven
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- Romeo Must Die
- to die for
- die horribly
- die at the drafting table
- Bündnis 90 / Die Grünen
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Live Free Or Die!
- cough and die
- scream and die
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- Live and Let Die
- Only the good die young
- We're waiting for you to die
- Die Interimsliebenden
- and now you're free, and freedom tastes of reality, and you go explore the moon
- Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
- We born to die
- The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- funny fat guy who dies
- It is now illegal to die
- Die Hand Die Verletzt
- Dial 911 and Die
- Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Die With Your Boots On
- 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
- Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
- Don't let me die nervous
- At 6 I die
- Der Krieger und die Kaiserin
- To Die a Martyr
- we who are about to die salute you
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- It's Time for Me to Die
- Über die allmähliche Verfertigung der Gedanken beim Reden
- Die Befindlichkeit des Landes
- Live Free or Die
- Die Roten Rosen
- An die Musik
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Watching my kitty-cat die
- To Die Unknown
- The Guards die, but do not surrender
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Die Warzau
- Where whores go to die
- Nooientjie van die Ou Transvaal
- And you as well must die, beloved dust,
- Die Ballade vom angenehmen Leben
- Wake up... Time to die!
- Why people die on the toilet
- Sonnet On Hearing the Dies Irae Sung in the Sistine Chapel
- The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
- Die Wasserschlange
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