Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Mom, Dad, I'm sorry. I was stupid, and headstrong, and should have listened to what you told me all those years ago. Maybe then she wouldn't have bitten me."

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• She told me she wouldn't
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• All Those Years Ago
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• You have no power over me
• It could have been me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• tell me what you have in your heart
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• What have you done for me lately?
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Remembering all those years ago
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Tell him, she told me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Could you have danced with me?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Have One On Me
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• you have me at a disadvantage
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Things video games have taught me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• She told me to say that
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Dogs that have owned me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• When you know things are just meant to be
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• tell me all your reasons
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• That which I should have done I did not do
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• consoles should have trackballs
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• And All That Could Have Been
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• An Eternity Is All I Have

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