Findings:

• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• When touch was simple
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What was stolen by someone else
• I remember when all this was trees
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was a Difficult Child
• When I Was Cruel
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I was five
• Back when our blood was still warm
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• when was the last time you experienced something you didn't think was possible?
• when it was done
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• November 4, 1995
• When she was bad
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I Was a Babe
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• When I was your age
• When I Was A Baby
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When I was ten years old
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I was young
• When I Was a Lad
• When I was Fair and Young
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I was 9
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• Some time when I was a teenager
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When our word was iron
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When I Was a Boy
• Back when grunge was still cool
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I was searching glass
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• There was a rose that faded young
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I was a homeless bum
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• Leather-bound organizer
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I once was a clueless young noder
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• It was all God's fault
• I was looking for you
• I was into them after they were hip
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Concrete, Washington
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• What was the question?
• I was promised flying cars
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Lando was supposed to die
• being a kid was great
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Jesus was Mexican
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• It was not a dream
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was going to marry Marty
• Cybersex before it was cool

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