Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It was actually a slurry of flesh melting enzymes but who really cares when somebody is melting"

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Who you really are
• vacuum melting
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Melting point
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Type A blood
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• No one actually cares.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Frosted Melting Moments
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• The melting of America
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• But who codes the coders?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Adam really was the first man
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• /but what was the question?
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• The Book of Who Cares
• Incredibly, I still really care
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• The Melting Pot
• melting glaciers
• pressure melting
• Melting pot
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• All sparks and melting everything around us
• DNA melting
• DJ Melting Girl
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• play dumb
• Warm Chocolate Melting Cake (aka Warm Chocolate Brownie Mix)
• Ice sculptures formed by melting snow
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Why Socrates was really executed
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• But what are they really thinking?
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Not really by the rules, but...
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• The More You Suffer, The More It Shows You Really Care
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• melting
• Does God care who wins?
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Who Cares A Lot
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves

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