Findings:

• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• What Might Have Been
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• you have never been safe
• Finding out you have cancer
• What have you been smoking?
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• A book has always been my best friend
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• i have been burning for so long
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• i have to get out
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• Advice I have been given about girls
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• That is a thing that might have happened
• I might have, once.
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• boss i made a new friend
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You have your work cut out for you
• How to have an out of body experience
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• The friends we made along the way
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• AES may have been broken
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I could have been Canadian
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• He's been places they have not.
• I could have been one of a two
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Books you loan out to expand friends' minds
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Finding out your friend is a lesbian
• The pretty girl has no friends
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Falling out of love with friends
• I have a friend
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• It's been odd out in the world
• I have lots of gay friends
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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