Findings:

• What life after death will really be like
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• You like me, you really like me!
• Why Heaven and Hell Cannot Exist
• Like a really good sex
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Like the coldest winter chill, heaven beside you (hell within)
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• lift yr. skinny fists like antennas to heaven!
• Just Like Heaven
• Wear Your Love Like Heaven
• anyway
• Anyways
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
• randir
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• Helping people cheat
• Who are "they" anyway?
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• anyway (user)
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Who am us, anyway?
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• Who Raised You Anyway
• exist
• exists
• Do aliens exist?
• Contradictions don't exist
• Does free will exist?
• Color does not exist
• Proof that there exist irrational a,b for which a^b is rational
• beyond the veil of nothingness there exists a sea of poets, judges all
• Dr Pepper imitations
• InBetween City, 4: printers still exist and are still misunderstood and hated irrationally
• Christianity does not exist
• Orgasms exist entirely in your head
• Gusty winds may exist
• For every set there exists a larger set
• God probably doesn't exist
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• Natural rights don't exist
• There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
• Nothing unreal exists
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The "future" does not exist
• Does Santa exist?
• I smile just because you exist
• ∃
• Everything existed as though painted in a dream
• Beauty exists in scummy soup skin
• Time does not exist without rain
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• B Battery
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Queer Youth Exist
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• The movements exist on their own terms, manifesting rare beauty
• Gibson architecture
• exists (user)
• A light exists in spring
• Zen Story: Nothing Exists
• Why emotions exist
• Therefore, God exists
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• already exists (user)
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• Proof that Napoleon Bonaparte never existed
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• you exist only that the information may continue to exist
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• The glass does not exist.
• According to the Turing Test, I do not exist
• Love does not exist
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• people who don't exist
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• Stereotypes Exist For A Reason
• Why do we exist?
• as if he didn't exist
• There exist some
• The dishes in the drying rack do not exist
• Infinity Doesn't Exist
• The world used to exist in this empty space
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• does the girl really represent aching desire?
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• The thing you are looking for does not exist. Should I create it for you?
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• hens exist for the cock
• do paradoxes exist?
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• it's the space between things that allows them to exist
• Discordianism in the ranks of the the Cabal That Doesn't Exist
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• Heaven
• Seventh heaven
• Dog Heaven
• Heaven's Gate
• The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fist Fight in Heaven
• Blue Heaven
• My Blue Heaven
• Kingdom of Heaven
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• The Throne of the Third Heaven
• The Lathe of Heaven
• Monkey Gone to Heaven
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Heaven and Hell
• Storming Heaven
• Coin Heaven
• Almost Heaven
• Heavens to Betsy
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Gumby goes to Heaven
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• Stairways to Heaven
• Jewish concepts of heaven
• Days of Heaven
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• startup heaven
• Mandate of Heaven
• Bull of Heaven
• Heaven and Earth
• The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
• Riches in Heaven
• Fly From Heaven
• To Anacreon in Heaven
• Temple of Heaven

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