Findings:

• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• we are finite creatures. if we act selfishly, what have we accomplished?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• he would have cried
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would like to have emotions
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• you would have been
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Bernie would have won
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If my life were an arcade game
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Right Here, Right Now
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• We're all Borf in the End
• End of Life Plan
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Sentences with which to end your life
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I have become furniture in your life
• You have the right to remain silent
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• The Right to Write: An Invitation and Initiation into the Writing Life
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• she's dreaming. a perfect life is right there on the pillow
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• Full of Life Now
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• End of Life care at the edge of our solar system
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Life Ends
• This is the end of the easy life
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• We're trying to have a baby
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• What pornos would have us believe
• Life does not end at high school
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• You have the right to ask
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Stoned music memories
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• he would have laughed
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Your rights end where my feelings begin
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering

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