Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If a seer could know everything that would happen then everything would be perfectly boring"

• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• eternity would be boring
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• would that I could live in a book
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• If you would be seated
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• That I Would Be Good
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I never thought it would be like this
• That would be me
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• How it would happen
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• That Would Be Enough
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Just to see what it would be like
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• Would you like to know more?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• it would be hilarious if only
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Mind without body
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• They knew what our pain would be.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If you would be so kind
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• A whimper would be fine
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Could/can vs Would/will
• You mean the me that you would be
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• What would you change if you could?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I would know right away that it's you.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• She could be a businesswoman
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Germany could not be appeased
• The second chance you give could be your last
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her

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