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• bad Zentraedi name joke
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I married him because he was not mean
• The possible surpasses the actual
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• In the Event of an Actual Emergency
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• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
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• What Befell Candide among the Bulgarians
• The Reception Candide and Cacambo Met with among the Jesuits in Paraguay
• God among Lice (user)
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• a god among the stars
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• She Dwelt Among the Untrodden Ways
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• 'M' is for Moon Among Other Things
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• The increasing trend among UK citizens not to vote
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Oedipus Among the Trobriands
• Leading causes of death among porn stars
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Among the virtues of mirrors is also that of revealing hidden and distant things
• I travelled among unknown men
• Love Among the Haystacks
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• There is beauty in the wild flowers that grow randomly among our wheat.
• Fear of sunrise among party people
• The Wind Among the Reeds
• Walk Among Us
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• Honor among thieves
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• Christmas among the headhunters
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• A Prince Among Thieves
• Among the Winkies
• Japanese Infiltration Among the Muslims Throughout the World
• The victorious gambler's fallacy, among other things
• Among the lost: Schrödinger's Assassin
• Suddenly alone among a million lives, far away from home
• we find ourselves among the cities and roads again
• you, radiating out among the crush of people
• Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves
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• The code among men
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Love Among the Fryers
• Embedded In Moogfest: Three Days Among the Hipsters
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Among the Hidden
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• The opossum and the armadillo are among the most prolific dreamers
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• A Stranger Among Us
• First Among Sequels
• Speculation among the lentils
• Simple Beef and Beer Stew, for the Carnivores Among Us
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• infinity isn't anything until you are among the stars searching for something you lost
• The dead laugh among the dead
• The Wolf Among Us
• Down Among the Sticks and Bones
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• Fungus among us
• the dead are among us
• Among Us
• Among Others
• A Man Among Men
• Alien lizards among us (category)
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Elf needs food badly
• Badly
• badly-designed scrollbars
• badly drawn boy
• Men treated badly
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• Badly designed robots
• Amusingly badly written complaints received by British local government
• Men Behaving Badly
• A badly organised mini-meet: The London Booze Monkeys Prep for Nottingham
• Well Done and Badly Rewarded
• Monkey need pizza badly
• badly (user)
• Badly Broken Butterflies
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Because
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because it happened to you
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We smoke cloves because we can

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